My cousin with crazy chipmunks. Awsome effects by my aunt.

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Found these in a post on showdog.com. the topic was IDIOT SIGHTINGS. Very Funny Stuff.

~Annie

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.


IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry bu t they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.



IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS .




IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce. ' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City




I DIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.




IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the ligh t is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS






IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.





IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.




IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, ' I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

IDOT SIGHTING:
A man asked me how late we were open on Saturdays and I told him noon. He shook his head and said, I thought you were open until 12. And I said yes, we're open until noon. And he said "but not until 12?". So I told him that for him, we'd stay open until 12

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had several customers come in, look at our Going Out of Business signs, and then be completely surprised when we told them we couldn't take anymore refunds or returns. "You're closing?! When did that happen? There weren't any signs here last week." Beg to differ, ma'am - we have over 30 signs, several of the 10+ feet variety, that have been up since September and it's nearly Christmas

IDIOT SIGHTING:
Like the visitor - lived at a place once and had gotten an Anatolian Shepherd to help with a stray dog problem. I'd take her out and put her on a chain to eat so she could do so without the goats bothering her. So this guy comes out and thinks he's going to pet her. I'm in the house, not there, and hear her making a HUGE fuss. This guys a stranger, not far from the goat pen - she's barking, rushing her area, snarling with lips back, doing everything she can do to back him out of her (and the goat's) area. So he leans over towards her and sticks his hand out. I ran to the door and asked him if he planned on feeding her that hand as she was NOT playing. She looked *SO* relieved to see me and the minute I opened the door she quit (I was aware of it to handle it).

No this dog was not vicious. She'd have a toddler bounce on her and ride her. But NO stranger messed with her goats. 2 or 4 legged.



This stuff is funny!

My class got a new pet, an adorable hampster! his name is orphius (I think thats how you spell it). He is an adorable little black hampster. Today we put him in his hampster ball and he tinkled in it! We still love him. I thought I'd post this in his honor: